R. Kelly via BET Interview

This nigga here. I tried to ride out with him. I had an inkling of hope the size of Superhead’s self-respect that he would lay low until this thing blew over. Did he follow my wishes? NO! He went on BET with Toure and made an even bigger ass of himself. This dialogue is what blew my life.

Toure: Do you like teenage girls?
R Kelly: When you say teenage how old are we talking?
Toure: Girls who are teenagers.
R Kelly: 19?
Toure: 19 and younger.
R Kelly: I have some 19 year old friends, but I don’t like anybody illegal if that’s what you’re talking about, underage.
Toure: Uh huh.

WTF?! Did he really say that?! *Goes and re-watches video* He was better off keeping his grill sealed. Now every time I hear “Sex Weed” I’ll think he’s fantasizing about D’lilah Star and Jesse James. Now how am I supposed to get action to this music now?

Biggest Not Watching Your Setup Moment

McCain picking Palin as his running mate.

*Insert dumbfound look here* He was better off getting Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. I was hoping Hilary Clinton would appear and hit her ass with a stiletto. This big dummy thought the role of the Vice President was “Being in charge of the U.S. Senate.” *blank stare* She wasn’t fit to be Vice President of the Soccer Mom club, let alone U.S.A. Matter of fact, she couldn’t even be security of the world with Craig and Dada.
McCain must have been senile to even pick her. The female vote was NOT that serious. He knew he had no chance in hell at winning. He had his defeat speech planned since she made her first dumb ass statement about Russia. You sir, WERE NOT WATCHING YOUR SETUP!!

Worst Song of 08

Drop and give me 50-Mike Jones

This ish didn’t even get 50 spins. FTFO! Adding Horrendous Chris to the equation didn’t do anything either. The chorus was a hot miggidy mess.

SHE BUSTING IT WIDE OPEN, AND SHAKING IT ON THE FLOOR
IM FINNA GO TO THE BAR AND GET SOME DRANK AND HIT THE FLOOR
IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO, IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO,
IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO, IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO,
SHE WANNA DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, DROP N GIMME 50
GIRL DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, GIRL DROP N GIMME 50 *SEOD*

Mike Jones was another Soulja Boy. He exploded unto the airwaves and had everyone chanting his name. Now if you said his name and someone asks “who,” it’s because THEY really didn’t know who the fuck he is. Furthermore, he shouldn’t even be saying “drop” after the way Trae “dropped” his ass at the Ozone Awards. Every time something falls around him he should go into convulsion thinking about that ass whipping. And those of you saying he won must not have seen the video. His faced looked like kids used his face as an art project….using only red paint.

Best Song Of 2008

Young Jeezy feat. Kanye- I Put On

I think EVERY city played this joint OUT over summer. Jeezy did his thing, but Kanye verse was the sickest. When he hit the auto-tuned “Let me see where we have tonight, what we have tonight, I’m high as a satellite, satellite” everyone would put there hands up in the air; no matter where they were. If you saw a lot of cars swerving this year, don’t blame on likka. They were jamming to Kanye’s verse. Plus, he really did Put On for the Chi. Finally a rapper speaking TRUTH in his lyrics.

Best Album of 08

Day 26

Mannnnnnnnn listen. You could pop this CD in and let it ride. All five of them can SANG and their voices mesh extremely well together. My favorite cut on there is “Co-Star” and “Come In (My doors open).” *swoons* If you ever need to get in the mood for some action Jackson, put this disc on number 6 and get ready to get it popping. LOL I think they also had an advantage because we watched them through their struggles; fighting their way into the band, keeping their place in the band and dealing with bitchassness. Personally, I was happy to spend my money on CD that was great from beginning to end. That’s a rarity these days.

3 People That Need To Be Given A Chair As Soon As 2008 Is Over

Superhead-Where do I even start? I am past tired of her books memoirs of getting her throat and snatch stabbed. Look heifer, you could write about juicing one of the pound puppies and it wouldn’t shock me. I’ve come to the conclusion that you’ll smash anything that approaches you. And you what, it’s your business. But what pisses me off is you making it OURS. There is an issue when I know more abo
ut her sex life then my own. Seriously! As soon as 09 hits I want this bitch on Dr. Phil bettering herself to become a real woman and mother. She should want more out of life then being remembered as Ms. Tornado tongue.

Team Blackout- Reverend Run needs to quit playing and say lights out on JoJo’s musical aspirations. Talent obviously does not run in the family. He needs to put his foot down and inform JoJo they suck. Point blank. Samwell “What what in the butt” generated more buzz then they ever will. There are more ways of making a name for himself. I personally think finding a cure for Russie’s ring around the mouth will give him the “name in flashing lights” he’s seeking. *rolls eyes*

Aubrey-She’s finally experiencing that “dark and lonely place” Diddy warned her about when she was showing her ass. She starting feeling herself way too much and deferred her own dream. What killt me was how she thought she was oh so special. Like Diddy couldn’t make another. All he needed was a bad bleach/weave job, implants, and marginal dancing skills to make another member to replace her. She went from being a member of a platinum selling group, to being a “trysexual.” Now the only thing she’s known for is banging women and men. *slow claps* Hell, she’s a candidate for FAIL OF THE YEAR.

Most Misunderstood Person of 08

Kanye

Okay, let me break something down about Kanye. Kanye hails from Chicago. Chicago houses people with smart ass mouths who refuse to take shit off anyone! I think we’re born that way. If we think something is stupid, bogus, unfair, we will not hesitate to let you know. It’s the way we are. Now I do agree he can find a better way to express himself a little more maturely at time, but I feel where he coming from. I’m the same way, and so are most of the people from Chicago.
Think I’m playing? What are your city characteristics? The good and bad. Now imagine you used those same characteristics in the public’s eye and imagine how they will perceive you if they’re not used to it…thank you.

Dumbest Athlete of 2008

Plaxico Burress

HE SHOT HIMSELF!! WTF?! He went into a club, told the bouncers he had a gun, went into the corner to unload the gun, and accidently shot himself. That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Forget this…I’m done. He don’t deserve my rantings because he has to already feel like a fool.

Fail Of the Year

Khia a.k.a. Thug Misses

Khia gave me the biggest belly laugh of the year. She talked smack about everybody and their momma, went on a reality show, bombarded the e-streets with useless blogs, and still only managed 1,400 copies. *FTFO* I’ve had more Grey Goose/Pineapple cocktails then that. No Khia, we still don’t R.E.S.P.E.C.T. you our your bunk ass tracks. I would say try again but I’d much rather you go away. Go have some little gremlins and stay out of the public’s eye for at least 1,400 days. Thank You!

R. Kelly via BET Interview

This nigga here. I tried to ride out with him. I had an inkling of hope the size of Superhead’s self-respect that he would lay low until this thing blew over. Did he follow my wishes? NO! He went on BET with Toure and made an even bigger ass of himself. This dialogue is what blew my life.

Toure: Do you like teenage girls?
R Kelly: When you say teenage how old are we talking?
Toure: Girls who are teenagers.
R Kelly: 19?
Toure: 19 and younger.
R Kelly: I have some 19 year old friends, but I don’t like anybody illegal if that’s what you’re talking about, underage.
Toure: Uh huh.

WTF?! Did he really say that?! *Goes and re-watches video* He was better off keeping his grill sealed. Now every time I hear “Sex Weed” I’ll think he’s fantasizing about D’lilah Star and Jesse James. Now how am I supposed to get action to this music now?

Biggest Not Watching Your Setup Moment

McCain picking Palin as his running mate.

*Insert dumbfound look here* He was better off getting Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. I was hoping Hilary Clinton would appear and hit her ass with a stiletto. This big dummy thought the role of the Vice President was “Being in charge of the U.S. Senate.” *blank stare* She wasn’t fit to be Vice President of the Soccer Mom club, let alone U.S.A. Matter of fact, she couldn’t even be security of the world with Craig and Dada.
McCain must have been senile to even pick her. The female vote was NOT that serious. He knew he had no chance in hell at winning. He had his defeat speech planned since she made her first dumb ass statement about Russia. You sir, WERE NOT WATCHING YOUR SETUP!!

Worst Song of 08

Drop and give me 50-Mike Jones

This ish didn’t even get 50 spins. FTFO! Adding Horrendous Chris to the equation didn’t do anything either. The chorus was a hot miggidy mess.

SHE BUSTING IT WIDE OPEN, AND SHAKING IT ON THE FLOOR
IM FINNA GO TO THE BAR AND GET SOME DRANK AND HIT THE FLOOR
IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO, IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO,
IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO, IM FINNA GET ON THE FLO,
SHE WANNA DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, DROP N GIMME 50
GIRL DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, DROP N GIMME 50
DROP N GIMME 50, GIRL DROP N GIMME 50 *SEOD*

Mike Jones was another Soulja Boy. He exploded unto the airwaves and had everyone chanting his name. Now if you said his name and someone asks “who,” it’s because THEY really didn’t know who the fuck he is. Furthermore, he shouldn’t even be saying “drop” after the way Trae “dropped” his ass at the Ozone Awards. Every time something falls around him he should go into convulsion thinking about that ass whipping. And those of you saying he won must not have seen the video. His faced looked like kids used his face as an art project….using only red paint.

Best Song Of 2008

Young Jeezy feat. Kanye- I Put On

I think EVERY city played this joint OUT over summer. Jeezy did his thing, but Kanye verse was the sickest. When he hit the auto-tuned “Let me see where we have tonight, what we have tonight, I’m high as a satellite, satellite” everyone would put there hands up in the air; no matter where they were. If you saw a lot of cars swerving this year, don’t blame on likka. They were jamming to Kanye’s verse. Plus, he really did Put On for the Chi. Finally a rapper speaking TRUTH in his lyrics.

Best Album of 08

Day 26

Mannnnnnnnn listen. You could pop this CD in and let it ride. All five of them can SANG and their voices mesh extremely well together. My favorite cut on there is “Co-Star” and “Come In (My doors open).” *swoons* If you ever need to get in the mood for some action Jackson, put this disc on number 6 and get ready to get it popping. LOL I think they also had an advantage because we watched them through their struggles; fighting their way into the band, keeping their place in the band and dealing with bitchassness. Personally, I was happy to spend my money on CD that was great from beginning to end. That’s a rarity these days.

3 People That Need To Be Given A Chair As Soon As 2008 Is Over

Superhead-Where do I even start? I am past tired of her books memoirs of getting her throat and snatch stabbed. Look heifer, you could write about juicing one of the pound puppies and it wouldn’t shock me. I’ve come to the conclusion that you’ll smash anything that approaches you. And you what, it’s your business. But what pisses me off is you making it OURS. There is an issue when I know more abo
ut her sex life then my own. Seriously! As soon as 09 hits I want this bitch on Dr. Phil bettering herself to become a real woman and mother. She should want more out of life then being remembered as Ms. Tornado tongue.

Team Blackout- Reverend Run needs to quit playing and say lights out on JoJo’s musical aspirations. Talent obviously does not run in the family. He needs to put his foot down and inform JoJo they suck. Point blank. Samwell “What what in the butt” generated more buzz then they ever will. There are more ways of making a name for himself. I personally think finding a cure for Russie’s ring around the mouth will give him the “name in flashing lights” he’s seeking. *rolls eyes*

Aubrey-She’s finally experiencing that “dark and lonely place” Diddy warned her about when she was showing her ass. She starting feeling herself way too much and deferred her own dream. What killt me was how she thought she was oh so special. Like Diddy couldn’t make another. All he needed was a bad bleach/weave job, implants, and marginal dancing skills to make another member to replace her. She went from being a member of a platinum selling group, to being a “trysexual.” Now the only thing she’s known for is banging women and men. *slow claps* Hell, she’s a candidate for FAIL OF THE YEAR.

Most Misunderstood Person of 08

Kanye

Okay, let me break something down about Kanye. Kanye hails from Chicago. Chicago houses people with smart ass mouths who refuse to take shit off anyone! I think we’re born that way. If we think something is stupid, bogus, unfair, we will not hesitate to let you know. It’s the way we are. Now I do agree he can find a better way to express himself a little more maturely at time, but I feel where he coming from. I’m the same way, and so are most of the people from Chicago.
Think I’m playing? What are your city characteristics? The good and bad. Now imagine you used those same characteristics in the public’s eye and imagine how they will perceive you if they’re not used to it…thank you.

Dumbest Athlete of 2008

Plaxico Burress

HE SHOT HIMSELF!! WTF?! He went into a club, told the bouncers he had a gun, went into the corner to unload the gun, and accidently shot himself. That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Forget this…I’m done. He don’t deserve my rantings because he has to already feel like a fool.

Fail Of the Year

Khia a.k.a. Thug Misses

Khia gave me the biggest belly laugh of the year. She talked smack about everybody and their momma, went on a reality show, bombarded the e-streets with useless blogs, and still only managed 1,400 copies. *FTFO* I’ve had more Grey Goose/Pineapple cocktails then that. No Khia, we still don’t R.E.S.P.E.C.T. you our your bunk ass tracks. I would say try again but I’d much rather you go away. Go have some little gremlins and stay out of the public’s eye for at least 1,400 days. Thank You!