Michael Vick Must Have Been Praying Hard

Posted by A. Red on Feb 27, 2009 in BLOG | 1 comment

Michael Vick received a early release because the prisons are over-crowded. He was initially supposed to be released to a halfway house near his home, but that’s crowded as well. Consequently, he’ll be on home confinement in July. Talk about luck.

*Goes to find my girl scout uniform* I wonder if he’ll open the door to buy some cookies? Just a thought…LOL

I wonder who the next Black Celebrity scapegoat will be be….hmmmmm.

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Michael Vick Must Have Been Praying Hard

Posted by A. Red on Feb 27, 2009 in BLOG | 1 comment

Michael Vick received a early release because the prisons are over-crowded. He was initially supposed to be released to a halfway house near his home, but that’s crowded as well. Consequently, he’ll be on home confinement in July. Talk about luck.

*Goes to find my girl scout uniform* I wonder if he’ll open the door to buy some cookies? Just a thought…LOL

I wonder who the next Black Celebrity scapegoat will be be….hmmmmm.

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Lesson In Fashion 101

Posted by A. Red on Feb 26, 2009 in BLOG | 2 comments

This trick is disrespectful on SOOOOOOOOO many levels it’s not even funny. The bouncer who allowed her entrance into the clubs needs to be FIRED! Let’s break it down why I wanna fugg her up with a Lucky Magazine Fashion Spread….

• She has on all $20 of her Claire’s bracelets. Act like y’all don’t know you can get 3 bracelets for $5. Bish can’t even bend her arm!!
• She had too much time on her hands and used a razor to give her pants a “edgy” look. SEOD We all know she didn’t buy those like that. If she did…I want that store closed expeditiously.
• She wearing a FASHION SCARF for a shirt!! You will NOT turn a Forever21 accessory scarf into a tittay sling! I won’t accept that!
• Her PONYTAIL is combed down over her forehead to make a swoop bang. *kicks over computer* I give up!
• Her lips are in need of lipstick. I’m not even an advocate of lipstick, but when your lips are black like you’ve been lighting your lips instead of the blunt, you gotta cover that mess up.

Please continue to point out what I missed…..

Thanks Durty Mo

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WTF Story Of The Day: More Signs Of The Resession

Posted by A. Red on Feb 26, 2009 in A mess | 1 comment

A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house….to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*

Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.

Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.

Officers contacted the home’s owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)

Wow…times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy….

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She Better Do Something Strange For The Change

Posted by A. Red on Feb 26, 2009 in BLOG | 2 comments

Nadya Suleman, the broke ass Octomom, was offered 1 million big ones to star in a few pornos. They even added free medical and dental insurance for her tribe, TMZ reports.

Um…I didn’t know stretch marks and walls the width of a interstate were requirements for porn. Regardless, she better channel her inner Superhead and her make co-star holla for a dolla. Her mom is already over $20,000 past due on the mortgage so her and those 14 kids will be homeless soon. She may as well do it and get it over with…it’s not like she’ll feel anything anyway.

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