Wednesday W’s: BET Hip Hop Awards 2009 Edition

Posted by A. Red on Oct 28, 2009 in BLOG | 6 comments

1. Why does Wale look like he should be outside yelling “ROCKS AND BLOWS!”  Did he get ANY advance money?
2. Why are the BET Hip Hop Awards like the Ozone Awards with a little more security?
3. Were they given out free tickets to this show with outfits purchased at Simply Fashions? SMH @ the audience.
4. Whose idea was it for DJ Khaled to be the announcer knowing he screams like hoodrats in the middle of a brawl?
5. Why did Mike Epps open the show looking like Malcolm X?
6. Were Fab and Jay-Z sharing glasses for their performances? They looked exactly the same to me.
7. When will Joe Budden give it up?  Years in the game and this fool is STILL IN THE CYPHER.  Did he at least TOUCH the stage?
8. Who choreographed Fab’s dancers?  They were juking with Filene’s Basement bags. *dead*
9. Were those the same dancers for every performance? No wonder they were only HITTING it every other performance. Poor babies. All that work for a link card and a quick weave. We all know BET didn’t pay any money.
10. Why did Gucci look like a smore in all that white and full length white mink?! STOP!
11. Was Plies chain BROKE?!
12. Who peeped Ice Cubes sons?  Oh me oh my. They’re gonna be serious in a few years.
13. Who DIDN’T Dorrough bring on stage?  I was waiting for Flavor Flav and Milli Vanilli to get some shine.
14. WTF was with Gucci being in every performance?  Music is going straight to hell.
15. Was Jim Jones in that much of a rush that he forgot to stop by Mookie’s front porch to get braided up?
16. Why was Jay Z and Jeezy’s performance the equivalent of watching paint dry. You will NOT have the worst performance and you’re opening the show.  Sheesh.

Popularity: 24% [?]

Similar Setup Stories:

• June 9, 2010 -- Wednesday W’s (3)
• May 26, 2010 -- Wednesday W’s (0)
• April 28, 2010 -- Wednesday W’s (0)
• March 31, 2010 -- Wednesday W’s (0)
• March 17, 2010 -- Wednesday W’s (0)