Lindsay Lohan not built for prison

This made me chuckle when I read it.  Who’s getting “fugged” now Lindsay?

Lindsay has been put in lockdown after her fellow L.A. County jail inmates began chanting “firecrotch” over and over, causing the jailed actress to have a “hysterical fit.”

Inmate Cheryl Presser, who was recently released and witnessed Lilo’s breakdown, said, “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake …. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

Sources say that Lindsanity is being monitored 24 hours a day and was even briefly admitted to a nearby medical center after she was seen with a number of scratches on her arms.

She’s been in there all of 10 hours and  can’t shake it.  If you can’t handle the consequences, don’t do the crime. She’s just as bad Paris Hilton.

Owned

Lmao @ her getting hysterical because they’re calling her firecrotch. What is she, 10? Girl bye.

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4 comments

  1. sheena

    they aint nothin but some rich spoiled rotten a.s.s white girls that thought they were untouchable. if thats what they need to get thier act together serves them right.

  2. A. Red

    And I agree. Won’t get a poor Lindsay from me.

  3. LMBO!!!!!!!!!! I hope they chant that when she get out in 3 days. SMH.

  4. If Martha Stewart can handle jail (and remember, Martha was in a federal prison) then Lindsey have a comfy seat in a corner, count the freckles on her face and shut thee hell up! *drops mic on Lindsey*

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