Stripping aint easy…

Posted by A. Red on Jul 26, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

…when you only got one leg.

I’ve officially seen it all. It’s real out here. It’s gotta be when you see a one leg stripper WITHOUT a prosthetic leg working the pole.  She must be getting it in some too because I spy some bills on the ground.   I don’t know if the idea of her working the pole minus a limb or that dusty ass stage disturbs me the most.

Somebody, anybody take the wheel. SMH  So I guess no desk jobs were available huh?

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Diva’s?

Posted by A. Red on Jul 22, 2010 in BLOG | 3 comments

Diva Lawrence (#1 Fail) and Diva Derek J (#2 Fail) are still running thangs in ATL. Freddy O posted these pictures of an event they hosted, yet I couldn’t get past this picture to read.  Sorta like my girl Fantasia.

I’m going to need Diva Lawrence to paint those toes of his.  That’s the 2nd time I’ve seen him sporting some nice shoes but toes not on point.    As far as Derek J, he’s killing me softly with his nipples out.  Where is your over the shoulder boulder holder sir?

ATL, ATL…SMDH.  I hope y’all men check for adam’s apples out there.  Sheesh.

Diva Lawrence can dress his arse off though.  I’ll give him that.

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She can’t be serious

Posted by A. Red on Jul 13, 2010 in BLOG | 3 comments

I think she was really going for Halle Berry’s look in Baps. This is not a joke.

Whoever did her eyebrows to look like the golden arches are dead wrong.  This broad looks like she KEEPS walking into a surprise party.  Her 90′s Xscape stacks are disrespecful and so is that middle of her dome hairline.  Somebody has finally beat out Flo-Rida.

Who are in those pictures behind her?  They couldn’t possibly be related to her.

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Lebron James being sued by his “dad”

Posted by A. Red on Jul 8, 2010 in BLOG | 0 comments

The fuckery is in overload today. SMH

Leicester Bryce Stovell is suing Lebron and him mom Gloria James for manipulating the results of his DNA test.  TMZ has the scoop on how it all went down.

“The lawsuit is explosive — in it, 55-year-old Leicester Bryce Stovell claims he met Gloria in a D.C. area bar in 1984 … and had unprotected sex with her on the night they met. He later found out she was 15-years-old at the time … he was 29.

According to the docs — filed recently in federal court — Gloria has spent the rest of her life shielding LeBron from the truth.

But the man making the claim isn’t some schmuck — dude is a Princeton graduate … who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago … and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had ‘consensual sexual relations” with Gloria — in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.’”

SUP-PAR PERFORMANCE?! *FTFO* These are the makings for a great Lifetime movie.  First mom smashes the homie, now this. *Starts my script*

It’s unfortunate all of this mess is taking place on the eve of Lebron’s biggest night.  I smell a hater.  And I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box but wasn’t that STATUTORY RAPE?

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You know this recession is real…

Posted by A. Red on Jul 6, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

…when folks have BURNT bundt cakes and think it’s equivalent to a wedding cake. ENOUGH!! I bet this “reception” was at the Forest Preserve and everyone’s meal was two choices off the McDonald’s value meal.

IS THAT RED KOOL-AID IN THE CHAMPAGNE GLASS?! It’s gotta be because I’ve NEVER seen wine that light.   And if it’s cranberry and vodka they still need to quit playing.  And I hope y’all peeped the card table fold up chair over on the side.  HOOD BOOTY stamped and approved.

The only thing in their wishing well were coupons and the wedding gifts were verbal promises to let the newly weds use EBT cards for the free 99.

This mess reminded me of when I was in college and this acquaintance of mine got married.  I asked her where did she go for her honeymoon and her response was, ” We went to Six Flags Great America. And it was so relaxing!”

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