What Foxy SHOULD be doing time for…

Posted by A. Red on Jul 26, 2010 in BLOG | 4 comments

…is this terrible ass rendition of “Me Tarzan, You Jane” get up.  Did the batch swing from a vine unto the stage?!  UNACCEPTABLE!  She looks like a Jennifer Convertible sofa bed.  *Reaches for a Blackberry to clock some sense into her* She even had blue nail polish to match her panties that the crowd got more than a few views of.

She tries so hard…bless her soul.  She’s busting out the side of that dress like a can of Pillsbury biscuits.

Foxy hit up BB Kings Blues Club for her first live show in 2 years and performed all her old cuts with help from some old friends. Hit up WaterblockNYC for the footage.

Thanks Lauren!

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In the club

Posted by A. Red on Jul 21, 2010 in BLOG | 3 comments

Okay…yeah.  I’m not sure when lace leggings and shrugs became acceptable for anything outside of the bedroom but I guess I’ve been proved wrong by Rhinestone and her EBT crew.  This right here is why I refuse to go to ANY club that has a photographer with a backdrop.  I know it’s gonna be some hood booty shat popping off.

So you’re gonna just squat in a thong on the side of your homegirl who’s giving fake fellatio? At least let the ninjas you’re doing all of this mess with be cute.  Those guys look like a bunch of dweebs that’s out spending their damn lunch and allowance money.

I know that club smelled like huff weed, burnt weave, and Febreeze.  Act like you don’t know those chicks prob used the Febreeze as body spray.  Broke batches couldn’t afford to go to Bath and Body after spending all the money off their EBT cards at 5,7,9 copping those outfits.

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Nothing like Lil Kim’s milkshake

Posted by A. Red on Jul 13, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

Lil Kim celebrated her 34th birthday yesterday at Millions of Milkshake. She concocted her own signature milkshake using raspberries, bananas and nutella. All that’s fine and dandy but…

WHY WON’T SHE FIRE HER MAKEUP ARTIST?! I love Kim to death and her dress is banging but that wig and makeup is NOT. I swear her makeup artist must be Nicki Minaj’s cousin. She is out to destroy her! I’ve seen better face painting at a circus.

And that lacefront. NO!  Baby hair my butt.  That’s almost a bang.  Why is it so much hair? :-/  I need Lisa Raye or one of her girlfriends to put the bug in her ear about her true appearance.  There is no way in hell I’d let my friends walk around looking like that.

She was doing so well….

Thanks Socialitelife

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You know this recession is real…

Posted by A. Red on Jul 6, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

…when folks have BURNT bundt cakes and think it’s equivalent to a wedding cake. ENOUGH!! I bet this “reception” was at the Forest Preserve and everyone’s meal was two choices off the McDonald’s value meal.

IS THAT RED KOOL-AID IN THE CHAMPAGNE GLASS?! It’s gotta be because I’ve NEVER seen wine that light.   And if it’s cranberry and vodka they still need to quit playing.  And I hope y’all peeped the card table fold up chair over on the side.  HOOD BOOTY stamped and approved.

The only thing in their wishing well were coupons and the wedding gifts were verbal promises to let the newly weds use EBT cards for the free 99.

This mess reminded me of when I was in college and this acquaintance of mine got married.  I asked her where did she go for her honeymoon and her response was, ” We went to Six Flags Great America. And it was so relaxing!”

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What happened to Nokio?

Posted by A. Red on Jun 29, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

Once upon a time I had the HUGEST crust on Nokio of Dru Hill. He was hands down the cutest member of the group and that ninja was sexy. Act like you don’t remember him pouring that candle all over himself in “In my bed.”

I used to watch that video over and over just for that one part. Imagine my disdain and pure shock to see what he’s looking like now.

I saw this pic on Bossip and almost died…TWICE.WHO DOES THIS?!  Angie Martinez was slipping and tripping on her pimpin’ by having a baby with him. This man (title used lightly) is freaked out.  I wonder what happened to turn him into a modern Edward Scissorhands.  Shat is unfortunate.  Those glasses, the naked baby butt face, and the ghetto hair show inspired style he got going on is a MAN FAIL. I NEED ANSWERS!

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