Tattoo and Life FAIL

Posted by A. Red on Jun 18, 2010 in BLOG | 3 comments

I had a Ron Artest moment when I saw this picture.  I felt like a patient taking The Rorscach inkblot test.  I couldn’t figure out what this was for the life of me and then it hit me.  THIS BROAD TATTOOED A BLUNT ON HER FACE! A blunt y’all!  As if it wasn’t evident that she chain smoked blunts by the color of her lips.  Those thangs look rougher than the Phillies she use to roll the weed in.

To add insult to injury, it looks a hot mess.  That tattoo is equivalent to giving a toddler a fat crayon instead of the small one.

Everything comes out oversize and misconstrued.

And I bet nobody noticed the teardrop one the side of her eye either.  I blame Hip Hop (LOL) and the movie South Central!  This is just ten shades of terrible. SMH

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The Prom From Hell

Posted by A. Red on May 19, 2010 in BLOG | 0 comments

It’s got to be a sad day when you can’t find a prom date. It’s got to be even sadder when you decide to take a Chucky doll as your companion.

This chick had a outfit made for this doll to match hers. I’ve officially seen it all.  I wish the person who took this picture could have leaned a little more to the right.  I needed to see the look on Chucky’s face.  I KNOW he was ready to come to life and cut a bish after having to wear fuchsia in that hot arse satin material.

She could have at least took a cousin or something. That was unacceptable. ONLY OUT WEST!

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BET bans Ciara?

Posted by A. Red on May 18, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

It seems BLACK ENSLAVEMENT TELEVISION BET banned Ciara’s “Ride” video featuring Ludacris. *yawn* All of the other stations have played it so far but them. Her grandmother Gladys apparently let the news slip on Ustream the other day. While I understand the video is indeed a little raunchy, they can’t pick and choose which raunchy ones are acceptable and which ones aren’t. They shouldn’t play ANY OF THEM.  Including songs with raunchy lyrics.

No one really watches BET anymore so who cares.  No matter how much they throw around commercials about Mo’nique sweeping the award season, their television station suckssssssssssssssssssssss.  I don’t even think booking Oprah a timeslot will help that shat.

Seen at NB by way of Ultimate-Ciara

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Do Nicki Minaj and Rick Ross care about their careers?

Posted by A. Red on Apr 16, 2010 in BLOG | 2 comments

I ask because they both by siged Diddy as their manager.  WTF?  Wayne needs to get out of jail and get some shat in order!  I have numerous reasons on why this was a BAD decision.  Check them out below…

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Let’s not forget Day 26, Danity Kane, Faith Evans, Gina Thompson, THE ENTIRE BAD BOY SOUTH, and a host of others. I’m not  sure about this move because Diddy has managed to keep himself relevant but his actual artist with talent NEVER stand a chance in hell at longevity.

They didn’t watch their setup chile.  I’m hoping Diddy proves us wrong on the venture.

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Mel B Is Clipper Happy

Posted by A. Red on Mar 16, 2010 in BLOG | 0 comments

This shaving thing is getting a little ridiculous. DID MEL B REALLY MURK THE SIDE OF HER HEAD LIKE THAT? WHO DOES THAT? Media whoring is getting out of pocket. Somebody find this chile a gig before she does anything else extreme.The sad part is she could cut it all off and leave one strand at the top and still wouldn’t matter because…

She’s too pretty to have to do all of that foolishness.  What in the world is wrong with people these days?

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